The kiss that hurts.
Sunday, July 22, 2018
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Friday, July 20, 2018
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
TODAY'S NIGHT CLUBS
Nowadays when you go to Night Clubs, you will think it's P.T.A meeting cos you'll see a lot of small girls accompanied by old men.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sunday, July 15, 2018
Saturday, July 14, 2018
READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY FIRST
A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
. "I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said.
"Then please take care of my kids...😄😃
*Moral :* _Please read instructions carefully before saying yes! All free items come with terms and conditions..._ 😜😝😂
Friday, July 13, 2018
CROATIA VS ENGLAND
*TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN *
If your UK visa application is pending at the British High commission in Abuja or the Consulate in Lagos and you’ve been celebrating England’s defeat on social media, kindly go and collect your passport at the Croatian Embassy.
😂🤣😂🤣😜😜😜🤣😂🤣😂
Thursday, July 12, 2018
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE
I can't laugh 😂🤣😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please
*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*
No.3 ekpetu street
P. O. Box 172,
Ijora, Lagos,
Nigeria.
9th May, 2018.
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!
Thank you.
Yours faithfully.
Ogungbemi Afusati Olaniyi
😀🤣😃
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
TOO MUCH SENSE
If Daniel is Dan, Samson is Sam and Kenneth is Ken. What is Henry and Ramson???
Wisdom will not kill me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
CONFUSING THE ENEMY
Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes, they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside.
😂😂😂😂😂 it's called confusing the enemy.
You can try it tonight
Don't thank me, what are friends for?
OLD MAN AND ATM
FIRST BANK ATM debited one baba 20K twice in front of me without dispensing cash,Baba grabbed me & shouted; "u are not going anywhere because you are my only witness ooooo😁😆😆.....
THE IMPORTANCE OF MEN
*Why MEN are important ??*👨🏻
1. You can't spell (Madam)👩🏻
without the (Adam)👨🏻in it
2. Neither can you spell (Woman) 👩🏻
without the (Man)👨🏻
3. You also cannot spell (Female)👩🏻
without the (Male)👨🏻
4. Nor spell (She)👩🏻
without the (He)👨🏻
5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)👩🏻
without the (Mr)👨🏻
6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) �
and not (A-women)...
*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*😄
*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY*
Pls forward to every man who has been there for you....stay blessed 🥂
SEXY LADY
A beautiful, sexy good looking lady was sitting next to a guy
inside the plane. The lady said to him, "can you help me to
remove something from my breast?...please".
The excited young man replied. "Wow! It will be my pleasure;
so what is it"?
The lady answered .... "YOUR EYES"........
Idiot!!! 😃 😃
Monday, July 9, 2018
HUSBAND AND WIFE
An angry wife called her husband on phone.
WIFE : Hello, where the hell are you?
HUSBAND : Honey, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it? (The wife relaxed with a smile).
WIFE : Yes, the king of my heart. I do remember.
HUSBAND : And you remember I did not have money that day and I told you 'honey that necklace will be yours one day'? (The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile and even blushing).
WIFE : Yes, I remember my one and only love.
HUSBAND : Good. I am in the beer parlour next to that shop.😂😂😂😂
TWO OF A KIND
*Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.*
*He asked: "Where are the other 3?"*
*His wife replied: "You are not the only one who heard the news.* *THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!"*
*Putting smile on our face is mission accomplished. 😂😂😂😳😳😭😭🙆🏿♂🙆🏿♂🙋🏿♂😂😂😂😃😃
LAUGH UNTIL YOU ARE TIRED
An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers:
The last one is ultimate
😂😂😂😂
1. Antibody - One who hates his body.
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.
4. Coma - Punctuation mark.
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards.
11. Dyspepsia - Difficulty in drinking Pepsi.
12. Chicken Pox - A Non-Veg. continental dish.
13. CT Scan - Test for identifying a person's
city.
14. Radiology - The study of how Radio works.
15. Parotitis - Information about the parrots.
ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!
16. Urology - The study of European people.
😂😂😇😇🤗🤗😁😁😀😀
I hope I have made your day.
Sunday, July 8, 2018
ROBOT FOR SALE
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks in his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale. Anyone interested?
OCCUPY TILL YOU GROW
The Imò state govt reportedly donated school shoes to their students.
They will use it till University. - Hope For Nigeria 
FIRST FEMALE BARBER
The first female Barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah 😂😂
Respect Woman!!!
🤣🤣😆😆🤣
LOVABLE AND INTELLIGENT KIDS
😂😂😂I cant stop laughing, I just love these kids...
*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳
😂😂😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.👻👻👻
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*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
🗄📐📕📘📓_____________________________
*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
*ADIGUN:* K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
*TEACHER:* No, that's wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child) 🐊🐊
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*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :* H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it's H to O. �♀�♂
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*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
*MOSES:* Me! 🙋♂
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*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 👨👦
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*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand...... 🔨🔨
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*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :* No sir, It's the same dog. 🐕🐕
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:* A teacher 😤👺
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_PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!_
😀😃
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Saturday, July 7, 2018
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