Monday, July 9, 2018

HUSBAND AND WIFE

An angry wife called her husband on phone.

WIFE : Hello, where the hell are you?

HUSBAND : Honey, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it? (The wife relaxed with a smile).

WIFE : Yes, the king of my heart. I do remember.

HUSBAND : And you remember I did not have money that day and I told you 'honey that necklace will be yours one day'? (The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile and even blushing).

WIFE : Yes, I remember my one and only love.

HUSBAND : Good. I am in the beer parlour next to that shop.😂😂😂😂

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